Merry Christmas!!
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Some Yuletide Ambience...
Merry Christmas!!
Monday, December 3, 2007
I’m pinching the computer away from Kelli for a second to sneak in a quick update for the past week (she’s been working on the
traditional family calendars and thus she gets to hog the computer – I think we’ll have to become a 2-computer family before too long :)
Things have been pretty hopping the past week or so.
not, all the parents ‘rucked up’ with their lawn chairs
ready for a sausage (hot dog) sizzle which was the school fundraiser for the night ($2 was a bargain for a sausage on a slice of bread :) Everyone picked a spot on the school playground and they made a stage at one end and everyone just pulled out their ‘sunnies’ and settled in for the show. It was blazin’ hot as well and the flies were out in full force. Luckily we had some cold water which kept the kids entertained for a bit. They sang some traditional Christmas songs like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer (except for the part where it goes, “ … and Santa came to say “ to which everyone in the audience, kids and
adults alike, responded “G’day!” instead of ‘ho ho ho’. I didn’t quite catch what they said, but Kelli snagged it. The other songs were all Aussie, similar to the ones that the
There this no frost and there is no snow
Cold nd frosty is what its not
When the bloom of Jacaranda tree is here
From
They even said what Santa should wear,
But here down under the summer’s cool
Santa should dip in a swimming pool
Santa rides on a sleigh on snow
But down here where the gum trees grow
Santa should wear some water skis
And glide around
To ride ‘round the bush where it’s often dry
To cart all the presents piled so high
Red nosed reindeer would never do
Santa should jump on a kangaroo
The whole thing lasted 2 hours, quite long for an elementary program … but then again, we are here in
We posted 
k to the central markets. Kelli volunteered to chaperone, even though she had to take the boys with her. It was a 5 hour trip and a 95 degree day, but it was fun. We went to China town and saw the food and souvenir shops, and then to the markets, which are stalls of fruits and veggies, nuts, flowers, whatever—a typical market place from anywhere in the world. Each of the kids (we only were in charge of
veggies for their family. Kelli was amazed at how cheap the prices were and how wonderful the quality of the produce—we should have gone there when bananas were $16 a kilo!!
Jessy also mentioned in his previous entry about lice causing
ather warms up like this, they just thrive and multiply like crazy. I found one on Saturday, so I treated her a first time. Then, on Tuesday (in case we weren’t busy enough getting ready for the school program and getting to tennis), her teacher told me she had been scratching her head a lot, so I should probably check since a few other kids had reported problems with it. Sure enough, there were more. I’m confused, though, because there are very few nits and even fewer bugs, so I guess we’re catching them quickly, but she keeps getting them. Lucky for us school gets o
ut for the summer next week!! Hopefully we’re done smelling like lice shampoo for a while!
Collin just can’t wait to go to kindy again this week. On Sunday night he was so excited that there were just 2 sleeps left until he could go again. He went with no problem to nursery this week (because the nursery bully wasn’t there this time – he did say that his nursery leader is a good blocker, though :) His hair is growing back fairly quickly so his artistry is slowly fading
away. He also talks on his cell phone to his ‘girls’ … whoever they might be. And … he keeps asking how long it is until Cooper comes to visit … to which we have to remind him that Christmas is coming first.
Hunter – well he has really been a bowl full of laughs this past week. Not even sure where to start. Ok, the other morning we kneeled down to say our family prayer. Hunter comes over like a good boy ready to say the prayer and then just stood up and walked over to Savannah, put his hand on her head and said, “duck …” then walked over to
Collin and put his hand on his head … “duck” and then pointed to his own head and said “goose!” and started to run away … Another fu
nny thing was his menu one day – he downed all the butter remaining in the butter dish, and then had some of Kelli’s deodorant. His 2 favorite songs which he likes to sing are “Child of God” and then the Darth Vader march theme. Quite the contrast when he switches from one to the other. And last but not least, he takes his little yellow or red chair from the kids’ dinner set and uses it to do a myriad of quirky things like unlock the
door to go outside, p
ull candy from the counter, grabs the diaper rash ointment and wipes (and would proceed to eat it if we didn’t catch him in the act.) The tell tale sign is if he’s quiet for longer than 30 seconds … then you know he’s doing something that he shouldn’t. He still won’t go to nursery, but we are making incremental steps each week :)
So that’s been our fun, crazy week the past bit. Enjoying the
Saturday, December 1, 2007
SHE DID IT, SHE DID IT!!!
Monday, November 26, 2007
Life back to normal ...
While the kids have been at some of their worst the past little bit, they’ve also had several moments of quite hilarious antics and quotes. Let’s start with Hunter. As usual, he is into everything the past little bit. There’s no such
thing as child proofing with Hunter around … he just finds a way to get into everything. One of his popular efforts is to take the potting soil from the plants outside and then bring it in the house and pile it on the couch. He has figured out how to get what he wants on the counters by climbing up on a chair. His favorite is the butter dish,
which he licks clean. He’s also got this fetish with salt and pepper shakers. Loves to use them on food at the dinner table and … The other day Collin was taking a nap and Hunter managed to get a hold of the salt and pepper shakers. Kelli was in the other room and the next thing she knew,
Collin was covered in salt and pepper. I know the kid eats a lot, but this was taking it a little too far :) He’s started doing some cute stuff as well. He’s talking a lot and loves to jibber/jabber on the phone. He always kneels down and folds his arm when we mention it’s time to say family prayer. He’s a cute kid …
Collin on the other hand is our little egg head – and never has that been more evident than right now! The other day I let him use
some scissors so that he could cut some paper. He was doing pretty good but then I let him get out of my sight and he took the scissors with him. The next thing I knew Kelli was giving me the ‘JESSY!’ and I came around the corner and there was a trail of hair leading to the little culprit red handed with the scissors and a terrible haircut. He took gou
ges out of his hair pretty much down to the roots and it was darn near impossible to make it look halfway decent. But, we shaved it as low as we could without giving him a complete buzz. Collin has also given us some laughs with his little mind. The other day we were driving in a neighborhood and this elderly lady with white hair came driving
around the corner. From the backseat we hear Collin, “Hey, Granny!” Oh geez, what a laugh. His new phrase is also, ‘not exactly.’ For instance, we have some friends in our ward that are going back to the States to visit their Grandma/Grandpa. Kelli told Collin that they were going to visit Grandma/Grandpa just like we did. Collin then said, “Well, not exactly … it’s not the same house or the same grandma.”
Then we move on to
sort, but nothing came to her mind that would have caused the alcohol smell. So, Kelli went on the internet and found things like late stages of diabetes, ‘near death’ syndrome type stuff. We called a local doctor and they said to take her to the hospital as it was a tale-tell symptom of diabetes. 4 hours later (yes, Australian healthcare isn’t the speediest …) the blood/urine tests showed that everything was normal, thank goodness. Somehow she just had this smell on her breath and we’re not sure where it came from. The doctors couldn’t smell it though so maybe Kelli and I were just having a rough day of our own J kidding of course …
In other news, we’re in the midst of trying to decide about our next job --- whether to stay in
the military or whether it’s time to get out. There are a lot of advantages to staying in through retirement, but the opportunity to go back to
The kids are doing really well in swimming.
They are excited for
another unforgettable
Sunday, November 11, 2007
The Best and Worst
BEST--The kids are happy to be back in their domain; in fact, they're very relaxed.
WORST--Hunter is so relaxed, he had three bowel movements in the space of a couple of hours this morning--and they're not nice after eating junk food, sugar, and amoxicillan for the past few days.
WORST--Finding a multi-lane superhighway trail of ants from the front door to the kitchen table and counter (for those of you who don't know, this is about 30 feet, I think--it's far anyway, for ants!), eating the box of cereal that was left out and the one dish that was left soaking.
BEST--Realizing the ants somehow didn't make it to the pantry.
WORST--Finding a centipede under my church bag.
BEST--It was dead.
WORST--Looking at all the yardwork that needs doing.
BEST--It rained so the plants and grass aren't all dead!
BEST--Coming home to 90 degree weather.
WORST--Knowing it's only spring and will be getting much hotter.
WORST--Having a cleaning inspection two days before heading overseas.
BEST--Coming home to a clean house (minus the critters)...at least it was until we unpacked.
BEST--Having a day to recuperate before starting the daily grind.
WORST--Trying to go to church on that day of rest....HA HA HA HA!!! (Savannah had the giggles during sacrament meeting, we forgot Hunter's binky, and Collin was just plain tired--not exactly how church should be.)
BEST--Coming back home, to the routine.
WORST--Leaving family.
Well, Collin just wandered in--it's almost 7:30 pm and everyone else is sleeping. I'd better get the dishes done so all the ants that didn't die in the Mortein assault last night don't find anything when they come back.
Saturday, November 10, 2007

One of my finer moments to the right ... just ignore me!!
We just returned from 'holiday' in the States and I finished our travel log ... but before incurring the rath of my beautiful wife (which has happened in the past mind you because I failed to do what I am going to do now!), I'm going to let her proof read/correct/revise/rewrite/redo the blog before posting it. And having just returned there are a 1,001 things to do, but this tag from Stacy looks like the most fun ... so I'll 'give it a go'.
8 Things You May Not Know About Me::::::::
1. I proposed to Kelli on a bluff in West Jordan at sunrise in Spring 2000, several years before the church announced they would build a temple on that very same location.
2. My favorite place to visit is Alaska -- reasons why?? I've caught a 25 lb king salmon, a bunch of halibut, watched humpback whales breach, ice fall from glaciers, bald eagles soar above the ocean cliffs, bears meander through the forest, seen monster moose with racks seemingly the size of my pinto Hyundai car and just plain relaxed ... an amazing, pristine place ... but don't tell anyone!
3. I almost didn't get to serve my mission in Russia because in the MTC we found out I didn't have an ACL in my right knee due to a soccer injury a year before --- the church let me go if I took it easy and didn't play sports ... a huge trial!
4. I have a hidden desire (well, at least it used to be hidden) to do an ironman triathlon -- but it might have to wait until I'm 50 when the kids are grown and I'm retired from the military so I'll have time (and energy!) to train for it. That would be an interesting sight, eh?
5. I've done a barrel role in an F-15, flown to Barrow, Alaska (northernmost point) in a C-130, and jumped out of an airplane 5 times.
6. Have a bad habit of biting my fingernails when I'm trying to concentrate (which I just caught myself doing while trying to think of something else to say!)
7. I did an internship at NASA where I met astronaut Rick Husband (later the commander of the Columbia shuttle which fell apart over Texas) ... and a couple of years later bought a home in Albuquerque from the brother of one of the other astronauts on the same Columbia flight.
8. Have the 3 cutest kids in the world! (and craziest! ... and most stubborn! ... personal opinion of course!)
Tag to Steve Palmer and THE beautifulest, most patient wife, Kelli!
Going home
party instead of getting too far ahead of themselves. Collin, though, during the Halloween party came up and asked me, “Can we go to grandma’s now?” Then after the Halloween party it was now, “How many more sleeps until we get on the airplane?” Yes, we don’t count days or even moons, but sleeps as the measure of time in our home.
and stuff which the kids played on for about 2 hours! Add in a game of Disney Uno and lunch and we were half-way through our 6 hours! We then were able to check in our luggage and then wander the international terminal with all the shops and stuff. They have a Krispy Kreme there in
largely all our own.
were all pretty exhausted after a couple of hours. We took showers at the bath house and then headed off around the south part of

So, that's the story, minus the crying kids, upset parents, and lots of little details. Hopefully, we'll make it to the beach again (or somewhere else fun)--Jessy's going to check on rental cars right now. Maybe we'll come back with nice Hawaiian tans and pineapples for everyone (don't count on either one!).
Well, I guess I'll go find something better to do than complain. We're looking forward to seeing everyone. It's the only thing keeping us from turning back, or staying 2 weeks in
...Those were the emails, but I do have to add that we got onto the Delta flight leaving Honolulu just fine, but after being seated for a rather long time, the pilot came over the intercom saying there was a problem arming one of the doors and that they were having to call in a mechanic, so we'd be delayed. Jessy and I exchanged some serious "you've got to be kidding me" looks, and started to get worried when the mechanic was there for more than just a minute or two. After what seemed like forever (in reality, only 15 minutes or so), they got the doors working okay--nobody got sucked out midflight--and we were able to take off. We were late leaving, and slightly worried about making our connection. Luckily, we walked off our flight to the gate next door where the flight to Salt Lake had just started boarding--talk about timing!!
events on live (and not during the wee hours of the morning), and of course family very close by. Ben, Sam and Caelin were at Grandma and Grandpa Whetstone's and at fir
st the kids were a little shy around one another … but soon warmed up and were chasing each other everywhere. Sunday was spent recuperating … Monday just lounging around letting the kids play and then the wedding dinner in the evening along with Savannah learning how to play tennis on
cute pix of the kids at the temple) and the reception that evening … Wednesday happy times with Halloween (Savannah wanted to keep going all night--surprise, surprise … and Hunter wanted to stop trick-or-treating and ride a little kids bike that he spotted in one of the garages as we passed by
) and riding with Grandpa on his 4-wheelers… Thursday bowling with Grandma and Grandpa and Ben … Friday we wrapped things up and headed up to 
ay --- it fits perfectly on Jacob and Robyn’s back patio. We had a great time Friday spending time with everyone. Grandma Jones and Jenny were already up there and Great Grandma/Grandpa Jones and Grandpa Jones were coming up the next morning. On Saturday we had more
company with Michelle and Adelyn. Then Mom Jones and Robyn cooked a Thanksgiving feast for the ages – it was the kind that just melts in your mouth with all of the fixings. It was awesome and gave us a reprieve from cooking our own turkey later this month in 100’F heat down in Adelaide!! Sunday we spent going to church and driving with Nathan up the canyon. Monday I went over to ATK Thiokol and scouted things out for a potential career change into industry (no decisions yet but with the Ac
ademy slot falling through looks like we have some tough decisions to make), and we went and shot guns at the Avon property which was a kick in the pants and a good time (al
though Collin doesn’t like the loud noise!) We had a great object lesson for FHE by Robyn and Savannah, which ended with making Mom’s homemade chocolates (only minor corn starch casualties on this occasion!) … Tuesday we had to say goodbye to Grandma and Gra
ndpa Jones as they headed back to St George. We sure had fun with everyone while they were around and it was hard to say goodbye … again. We then went fishing with Jacob at the mouth of the canyon and both
Anna and
Collin had the chance to reel in a fish Jacob caught for them! One slapped Collin in the face and gave us all a good laugh. Then we stopped in for some Aggie ice cream and oh boy, that pumpkin shake was thick and creamy – don’t find that kind of quality in Oz so we lost ourselves in the moment. Wednesday I went swimming with Nathan and Jacob and then we had to pack things up and say goodbye once again. Savannah, Collin and Hunter had a great time with everyone up in Logan and it was good for them to get some time with Anna and Mia … and the new baby (or babies as the case may be, eh Robyn? Robyn was having an ultrasound to find out a few things yesterday … can’t wait to get the news).
(hope that stomach is feeling better, Jen!)

wouldn’t be our family without someone doing something different – Collin snoozed until 5:30 … I’m sure it will take some time to adjust, but looking forward to all of our church, work and family responsibilities --- that will keep us from missing everyone
too much back home. We even have our good friends from Sydney (Kevin, Stacy, Madi, Coop and Rylee) coming for a visit in January so that gives everyone something to look forward to. Thanks everyone and we’ll see you again soon!

